Sing, goddess, the anger of Peleus' son Achilles...
wait! that's the wrong epic story. This epic is about Gnome World Domination. No, not pending, the ACTUAL plans are in progress.
And now a word from the yellow gnome minion
Gnome conquest is the stuff of legend and history as chronicled by the great historian Herodotus.
Our victories will be sung in ages hence in dactylic hexameter, too!
Behold the might that only gnomes can weild. Take comfort in the efficiency of Campsite 43. Our troops have formed alliances with the Red Gnome Liberation Army and others. Would you like to know more? Join up! We have beach houses on the rivera waiting just for you. Will you earn your citizenship this year?